Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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