covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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