So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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