So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
