Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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