So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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