apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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