I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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