Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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