too bad you live with your parents still
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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