i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
