It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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