what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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