I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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