You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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