S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Even my vagina gasped.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Randomize
