I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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