U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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