hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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