Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
