I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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