Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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