But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
50% drunk capacity currently
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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