How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize
