I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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