brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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