dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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