yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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