IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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