actually, I'm a sock model
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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