so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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