But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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