If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
