I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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