Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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