he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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