And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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