Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
