FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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