I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
The air taste purple.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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