we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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