So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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