is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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