i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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