Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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