where am i from again
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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