when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Its about making memories worth repressing
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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