her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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