I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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