I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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